I wrote a book

I wrote a book, Take a look, It may just change your life! I wrote a book Take a look Do it for your wife! I wrote a book Take a look And tell your friends when up the duff I wrote a book Take a look It’s about birthing stuff!    

Spring

  Ode to the Peach Blossom, on the peach tree, Which surprised us all when it grew independently, A seed in the compost, was our only contribution, It was nature and your strength that took you to fruition.       The Wattle blossom brings us hope, winter has now ended The hibernation ceases, the time … More Spring

The whataboutery

“It seems very pretty,” she said when she had finished it, “but it’s rather hard to understand!” (You see she didn’t like to confess, even to herself, that she couldn’t make it out at all.) “Somehow it seems to fill my head with ideas—only I don’t exactly know what they are! However, somebody killed something: that’s clear, at any rate.” … More The whataboutery

Nip Slip

What a funny thing is the Nip Slip Has everyone rushing to blip It only applies to females And causes such wails Making the crowd minds flip